In the process of building a psychotronic holy spirit generator and need christian electronics expert?

I'm in the process of building a psychotronic Holy Spirit Bone Generator, to amplify my electromagnetic brainwaves , so that when I pray to Tetragrammaton (God) to send him my powerful brainwaves, he'll receive a much more powerful and motivating psychic charge. Thereby answering my prayers more effectively to bring about my own prosperity, health and over all well being. The way this device works is that once the device is switched on, the collapse of the electromagnetic field from the reflux coil sends a very gentle yet subtle EM pulse of 1000 beats per minute into my thalamus gland, located inside my brain. The EM (electromagnetic) pulses are then converted into into biophysical positronic EM waves which then travel downward along the spinal nerve cables passing each organic valve-energy chakra until it reaches the mullahara tail bone organic valve-chakra, just below the genitalia organic valve-energy chakra, where the coiled energy band presently slumbers. Once the positronic EM reaches this specific chakra, the energy band which is coiled around the base of the spine (mullahara area) then springs upward traveling upward along the spinal nerve cables towards the reptilian brain (pons or locus ceruleus), then exploding with psychic energy outward from your pineal gland organic valve-energy chakra, thereby charging to full capacity the Holy Spirit electromagnetic-positronic mantel. These psychic EM then travel at the speed of thought through the higher dimensions(heavens) until they reach the Metatron satellite, from which it is then relayed to the psyche of the hierarchaic, Tetragrammaton (God). When Tetragrammaton receives a sudden psi blast from a praying human, he will then perceive this as a higher order of FAITH and will then act on it, blessing the originator (you) with wealth, health, well being and unknown riches. I've almost finished this complicated electronic device, but now am stumped because I haven't figured out what kind of K Ohm resistor is used when connected to a 1000 Volt capacitor. If you're a Christian electronics expert, will you PLEASE help me to figure out which kind of resistor(s) I'll need to finish my project? Serious answers only!